Kamis, 21 April 2011

Differences between friends & best friends

  • FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?” 
  • FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”
  • FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?” 
  • FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you. 
  • FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!” 
  • FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. 
  • FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. 
  • FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!” 
  • FRIENDS: Will help you move.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. 
  • FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!” 
  • FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
  • BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up! 
  • FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
  • FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! 
  • FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. 
  • FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial. 
  • FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.” 
  • FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story… 
  • FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you 
  • FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.” 
  • FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. 
  • FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
  • BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. 
  • FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste! 
  • FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
  • BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :) 


reblogged: Novi Dwi A :D

2 komentar:

  1. oalaaah saiki aku mudeng arti film best friend lek gitu hahaha

    BalasHapus
  2. kekekekek emang pilem e yak opo prel? ga tau nonton aku kekekeke

    BalasHapus